On a friend having his blood drawn at the doctor's...
A: Yeah, I hate needles. They stole my poor innocent blood.
H: Your poor innocent blood is a martyr for the cause. It gave itself up for the greater good.
You’re both self-centered. Only, you have a low opinion of yourself, so...– It’s Kind of a Funny Story That’s something to work on…
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Depending on my blood type,
I will be getting a tattoo soon. If I have a rare blood type, or have one that is in high demand I’ll wait. But if I do get one, it shall be an “Our Town” quote on my arm. Oh, Earth, you’re too wonderful for anybody to realize you. Do human beings ever realize life while they live it?
Why I am a great friend: Reason #1
Tomorrow (or later today, rather) I will be taking a friend (that’s just barely past the acquaintance stage) to the doctor. Why? Because he’s too sick to drive himself.